This student took a copy of Smash Bros Melee to his senior prom. The weird thing about this is he’s not ugly or weird looking. I mean you’d expect the guy who brings a video game as his prom date would look like a total weirdo. Well this guy is definitely going to have a hard time taking a real girl out in the foreseeable future.
The guy’s name is Chris Burwell. Considering the fact that Smash Bros Melee came out roughly 15 years ago if he did go ahead and sleep with the copy that could be considered statutory rape since it’s only 15 years old.
I took my one true love Melee to prom <3 Masterpost pic.twitter.com/UmUCfcePTt
— Chris•tmas Burwell (@countchrisdo) June 5, 2016
By the way Chris’ preferred fighter is Marth if you were wondering. He said that he didn’t take a girl to prom because he didn’t know any girls he’d want to take. And that he only pulled this stunt as a joke. He saw someone online take their “waifu” (a body pillow of an anime character often referred to as someone’s wife by otakus) and he wanted to do something similar but not as extreme.